List of neopronouns
This page contains a list of neopronouns. Neopronouns are gender-neutral pronouns intended to replace the singular use of "they" (i.e. The speaker is from Africa and they will be sharing their sociological research can be replaced by The speaker is from Africa and ey will be sharing eir sociological research).
| Subject | Object | Posses
sive !! Possessive Pronoun !! Reflexive | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| e/ey | em | eir | eirs | eirself |
| ne | nym | nis | nis | nymself |
| ne | nem | nir | nirs | nemself |
| per | per | pers | pers | perself |
| ve | ver | vis | vis | verself |
| xe | xem | xir/xyr | xirs/xyrs | xemself |
| ze/zie | hir | hir | hirs | hirself |
| Ze/Zie | zir | zirs | zems | zemself |
Whoever uses these dumb neopronouns must have no brain cells or is summoning Satan. Y’all sound like you’re gargling acid or I’m nonbinary, but what is up with this 2018 little uwu stuff and shove it up there. I learned in my English class that English is a fluid language, which means you can make new nouns, verbs, and adjectives. But you can’t make neopronouns out of the void.
get a brain. There’s one on the side of the highway! You just have to get it out of that squirrel!!
References
- Rows 1-5 (e/ey, per, ve, xe, ze/zie) "Gender Pronouns". LGBT Resource Center. University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee. Accessed April 8, 2017.
